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Saturday, May 21, 2011

The End of the World (As We Know It)

Saturday, May 21 2011. Today has been named as the Day of Judgement by a religious group with very deep pockets and a powerful PR system. Find their digital prophecy here... and  skeptical view from the business media here
Image: European Space Agency, 2008
My view? If and when the world (or my life, for that matter) will end, I truly do believe I am ready. And although I am having a blast with life as is, I rather look forward to what lies beyond. Yet I do think that a smidgeon of selective cataclysmic destruction is called for. A few things about the world that is really do need to end. Now is as good a time as any. 

I would like to see utter devastation. Complete annihilation. Doom and destruction. Of selfishness. Of greed. Of cruelty. Of dishonesty. And of all their manifestations that harm or hamper humans, animals, plants and our beloved planet. Let them go. End of the world or no, why not do it now? 

I would like to see the end of the world as we know it. Bring on the new era. What stops us? 

Saturday, May 14, 2011

MBA in a Day: Three Things I Learned from a Bake Sale

The SugarMamas Logo 
MBA in a Day: Bake Sale. False advertising? You may say so, but only after surviving one yourself. I challenge you!

Suffice it to say that I am anything but a domestic goddess, but occasionally a sweet treat makes it from my kitchen to the world. A week back a co-worker suggested we have a bake sale to raise funds for a friend in need. Now my co-worker is a brilliant baker, and I pale by comparison, but I agreed that it was a good deed, an opportunity and a learning curve that could benefit us all. Thus the SugarMamas were born. And here is my MBA in a day, in three succinct and fearless points.

1. Don't be afraid to shine. In her much-quoted text Our Deepest Fear, Marianne Williamson reminds us that each one of us has something unique to offer, and by doing so we liberate others to express their greatness. Our bake sale reminded me that though I am not the greatest baker, I do have something unique to offer: I can design nifty little logos, invent catchy little jingles and run a fudge-based guerilla marketing campaign second to none. The great thing about a benefit event is that it is for a good cause, so the attention can always be deflected. You can shine for others :).

2. Don't be afraid to fail. Somewhere inbetween preparing 50 dozen cookies, sweets and other treats, the thought crossed my mind that we would not be able to sell it all. Worse yet, there was the nagging Desperate Housewives angst that my offerings, most of which were created specifically to be free of cane sugar, eggs, dairy and artificial nasties, would not sell alongside the decadent delights of my gifted fellow SugarMamas. As it turns out, every single thing was sold within under two hours. The fears served no purpose. (Naturally, some fears are simply sound internal marketing advice and deserve some consideration. Insecurity is not one of them.) 

3. Don't be afraid to ask. The first three quarters of our goodies literally walked off the shelves within less than an adrenaline-filled hour. Easy as pie - pun unintended. This was when it was time to take a deep breath, lay out the remainder on a tray and hit the office circuit. Explaining our cause - often in my baby Arabic - seemed tricky at first, but I soon discovered that the worst that can happen is that people could say no. The great thing is that pretty much everyone has 500 baizas (roughly USD 1.30) to spare for a colleague in need, especially in exchange for a sweet treat. In fact, selling something for a cause is excellent practice for anyone who is considering actually selling something (products, services or employment) for a living. Yes, there are people who will say no. So what? Find the people who will say yes - and be strategic about targeting them.

For a decidedly undomestic goddess like moi, our Bake Sale was a true education. It was enlightening to work on something together, to feed people, to try something new, and to support a friend. It was an education in workflow, stamina, kitchen chemistry, packaging, marketing, people power, girl power, self-knowledge, cooperation, money, in organization and, very importantly, in giving. We ended up raising 150 Omani Rials, which comes to around USD 390. A modest amount, and not enough to make a profit at a bakery, but and unexpected gift and certainly a powerful symbol of support, solidarity and, as always, learning. 

Hats off to the sweet and sassy SugarMamas!

Friday, May 6, 2011

The Self-Directed Graduate School Experience

I am savouring my last few weeks in the exquisite subtropical surroundings of Salalah with a lot of blissful beach time. This multitasks nicely with reading the last of my non-virtual books before donating them! This morning's read was the galvanizing The Art of Non-Conformity by Chris Guillebeau (see his Brief Guide to World Domination manifesto here). 

Guillebeau's ideas strike a chord with some, but he also has staunch opponents. This post is not about his work  (I am biased) but one idea I found in his book today. It is The One-Year, Self-Directed Graduate School Experience, curriculum below. Click to enlarge. 

From Chris Guillebeau's The Art of Non-Conformity

It is not at all impossible that this regimen might be an even better education than a formal graduate program. What is more, the activities set the trend for independently sustaining an all-round, universal learning habit. Notice the emphasis on systematically expanding general knowledge, but also broad skills and maintaining physical activity: let us not forget the origin of the word University and the Universal Man (who may also be a woman) participating in it. 

WorkshOPD Training
Several bloggers have commented on the concept. Beth Kobliner approaches it from a personal finance standpoint, while Brett Bolkowy shares a personal evaluation prioritization. As for myself, a prioritized version of the curriculum should be suitable as I prepare for my sabbatical. I am amused that there are areas of overlap between Guillebeau's curriculum and the self-directed goalsetting timeline featured in the WorkshOPD program, which have long been part of my learning life. The universal focus of his plan appeals to me, though, and deliberately integrating general knowledge, skills and physical activity is an excellent enhancement. 

When it comes to self-directed learning, you always choose your own adventure. The One-Year, Self-Directed, Alternative Graduate School Experience strikes me as a promising map. 

Thanks to the inspired Anel Hamersma for reminding me of Chris Guillebeau's work while preparing for her own adventure.